Humorous Wedding Speech

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I would like to say thank you. There are so many reason I can say thank you for. Thank you for teaching me to take care of myself. Thank you for teaching how to live on my own at such a young age. Thank you for being the best role model of how NOT to be a good father. Thank you for showing me how to detect lying from your body language. Thank you for setting the perfect example of what kind of father I will NEVER want for my children. I can’t thank you enough. Thank you for being the BIGGEST piece of shit in this world. I learned how you manipulated Rylie and I at a very young age. “I love you” It was just something you said to make your feel like a “dad”. The definition of a father, “a man who gives care and protection to someone or something.” …show more content…

You protected Rylie and I from your weed, coke, and pills. Drinking and driving, that was a usual for us. “Daddy, woah your going fast!” or “God Dad, stay in the lines” or “It’s going to be okay, Rylie.” I protected Rylie from you and you hated that. I remember you would always want her to snuggle with you and she didn’t want to because she saw the way you treated me. I remember you at all the best points in your life. The white house in Osawatomie, you punching yourself in the face IN FRONT OF ME. You blamed my Mom and started calling the police. Another one of your greatest moments, when you got Rylie and I nothing for Christmas. Don’t worry, I never told Rylie that Tracey dropped off all those presents really early in the morning to cover for your lousy ass. You manipulated me into thinking you were going to change for the better, over and over and over again. Let me just tell you, i’m so over that bullshit. I’ve been through hell with you a trillion times and I will NEVER put Rylie or I through it. EVER AGAIN. I will do whatever it takes for you to realize you fucked up and all your chances are GONE. Hopefully, you’re reading this letter in jail and i’m not related to you in any way. I am NOT your daughter and I will never will

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