Humorous Wedding Speech

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Today i found out that you are having an affair .I’m having a hard time believing it. How could my beloved loyal husband betray our vows and promises? I just can’t get it.Probably , you are wondering now how I found the truth .I wasn’t spying on you; I didn’t track you down to find out the truth. The truth came to me when I found your email inbox open and could not prevent myself from checking that new email you got from ‘Maria’. Who is she? How dares she steal my hubby? I know that things have been tense between us, but it never occurred to me that you would be able to tell another woman I love you . You said I was your first, last and true love .Then, how could you let another woman in. I’m falling to pieces; your tore me from the inside

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