Humorous Wedding Speech

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Good evening everyone, My cousins have appointed the wrong person to deliver this speech... my standard lecture is 1.5 hours..... Just imagine what I can do to you guys….Anyways, I have been warned to keep it very short and sweet!! Thank you all for coming and joining us here today. Words cannot express how delighted I feel that you are here together, smiling and catching up with each other today. Just before we get started, I would like to express my gratitude to all of my cousins whom generously helped in making this event come together smoothly, (thanks to my gorgeous cousins sisters Priya aka Kajal Agarwal, Shubi, Kasturi, Deepa, Suganthi, Reka, Rubine, Anu,Loge, Divya and Radhika, my two lovely sisters Dr.Vinu and Dr. Bavani, and

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