Humorous Wedding Speech

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To the first boy to show me my actual self worth: First off, thank you. Thank you for showing me that all other people, who tried to show me what their idea of my self worth is, was incorrect. Thank you for calling me beautiful when I’m sick, cuddling your chest with the sniffles, 8 in the morning hungover with a mirgraine, or laying in bed with at least two chins without showering that day. Thank you for respecting my body issues: What does that mean? Thank you for letting me keep as much clothes on during sex as I can. Thank you for being patient with me when I tell you that I don’t want you to see my body. Thank you for holding my body, even when I tell you that I don’t want to be touched. Most importantly? Thank you for never doubting …show more content…

I’m sorry that I can believe past boys insults easier than I believe your compliments. I’m sorry that I don’t share everything with you, I’m used to not being relevant... I’m sorry that I’m not comfortable in my own skin yet, but I’m trying. I’m really trying… To everyone who made loving me harder because of my self worth issues: Fuck. You. Screw you for messing me up badly enough that it’s been eight fucking years and I still have these issues. Screw you for telling me that no one will love me enough to make me believe you… You have no fucking idea what it’s like to live in my own body at this point… Even though you are no longer in my life, and telling me that crap? I have become my own worst bully… The things that I tell myself are awful, and I hate myself even more for what I put myself through… I wish that I could say I blame you for all of the issues I have, but I can’t… The reason I can’t? Because you forced me to put everyone ahead of myself, because I’m not worth the self attention I need to get through the week in a healthy manner. I can’t function a healthy life because of what you fucktwits did to me… So thank you for

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