Humorous Wedding Speech

On behalf of the bride and groom, I would like to start off thanking everyone for coming out tonight; I know it means a lot to Andrew and Nicole, it also means a lot to me, and my family.

Andrew, I would like to thank you for giving me the honor of being your best man, but more importantly, thank you for the responsibility of having to stand in front of a large group of people and deliver a speech while pretending I don’t have severe anxiety over public speaking!

When Andrew and Nicole first announced their engagement, I regretfully have to say that some people out there expressed great concern. Some felt that having only gotten together 10 years ago they might be rushing things. I, however, was not one of those people.

I first met Andrew when Nicole started bringing him around all those years ago. For those of you who know the Rennie household, my mom and sisters do more than enough talking for all of us; so it’s a miracle Andrew and I got to know each other at all. But being teenagers at the time, we quickly found out that playing video games was not only something we had in common, but it served as the perfect excuse for the two of us to get away from all that girl talk.

That way we could keep her busy and the sessions going. We would call out every once in awhile so she could run to the fridge and grab us a… drink. Looking back, I’m surprised she put up with us as long as she did. Especially given some of the language she heard during those times. We were pretty creative in letting 12 year olds know exactly how we felt when they ended our kill