Humorous Wedding Speech

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It will be worth it in the end, but you need to put in the work. I have to go. - I have dinner plans. - Business or pleasure? - Pleasure. At least that's what I'm hoping for. - Good luck, then. Luck? No, I don't need luck. Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. Speak soon. Khanyi called. She spoke highly of you and your empowering speech. - You made quite an impression. - It was fun. It came quite naturally. I'm proud of you. - You did a good job at such short notice. - I was happy to help. - We raised a lot of money. - That's good. I'm glad you enjoyed yourself. - The event will put Ezweni in a positive light. - The event was beautiful. All the glamorous women... At some point, I felt intimidated. …show more content…

What if I want a something small - maybe on a beach on a faraway island somewhere? That's easy. I'll give you whatever you want. I'll make you the happiest woman in the world. I love the sound of that. Now... how about we take this to the bedroom... so we can... celebrate... our future? You, Mr Moroka, read my mind. I knew it would be a great movie. The part where they kissed in the rain... So romantic. I don't know. Wasn't it kind of corny? Those two would never end up together in real life. - You don't know that! - They are way too different. It wouldn't work. - They love each other. That's all that matters. - You have a lot to learn. And you need to be more positive. Anything is possible. - If you say so. - We'll have to work on that attitude. As long as we avoid romcoms while we're at it. I prefer sci-fi thrillers. Aliens and spaceships? You're such a boy. But I'm game. You can choose the movie when we go on a date again. Thank you! I have to go iron my clothes. I have a shift in an hour. - I'll iron for you. I'm good at it. - Are you sure? Yes, I iron my school shirts and uniform all the time. - You can get ready while I sort the washing. - It's okay. I really don't want to trouble

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