Room 101 Script

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Room 101 Script

(The lights are dim and the audience begin to applaud. Loud and wacky

sounds are played from the piano, two spot lights are turned on and

bright colours of red and green fill the room exposing the broken

ornaments and random objects with two large leather chairs in the

middle of all the junk, next to the hosts chair there’s a red lever. A

few feet away there’s a conveyer belt and huge silver tube above it,

at a safe distance from the chairs. A bright yellow spot light is

turned on showing a crazy dressed Paul Merton sitting in the audience

wearing magenta trousers with green spots with a matching green shirt

and to top it off an orange tie. He jumps up from his seat and smoke

surrounds him, a blue spot light is turned on and exposes him on

stage. The audience is ecstatic; the piano begins to die down for Paul

to introduce the guest and the show.)

Paul: Have you ever hated something so much you wish you could banish

it into room 101? Well my guest for tonight has the chance to, let’s

welcome a world famous entertainer and song writer staring in films

such as gold member and fighting temptations and having smash hits

such as street lovin’ and ghetto princess ladies and gentlemen a big

round of applause for Haille!

(Audience clap and whistle loudly, Haille comes out from a yellow and

purple door and greets Paul with a kiss on the cheek)

Haille: Hi there Paul how you doing?

Paul: (acts shocked) wow a kiss on the cheek and consideration for my

welfare, gosh the last guest just grunted when I greeted him.

(Audience chuckle) Well I’m doing very well thank you Haille and your

self?

Haille: Well to be to...

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...r belt and looks around) are you sure there’s a door over here?

Paul: Yes look up.

(She looks up and Paul pulls the leaver and she is sucked up into room

101 sounds of her screaming are heard)

(Audience laugh loudly and break into applause)

Paul: I’m not going to put little brothers into room 101 they’re too

cute like me.

(Audience boo and hiss and Haille joins in)

Paul: That’s not going to make me change my mind; it’s my show

(chuckles)

Haille: Well at least I got my way for the other two!

Paul: Well that’s it for tonight’s show ladies and gentlemen, thanks

for joining us Haille.

Haille: No problem I had a great time.

(The ‘cha cha slide’ is played and the audience whistle and clap

loudly. The camera stops filming the stage and the cast names are

shown until music fades and the end)

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