Miley Monologue

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I am in love with my Hubby- Liam Hemsworth! From the moment I knew about him it was destined to be true love. Checkout our honeymoon photos on my blog. I just found out that Liam Hemsworth is engaged to Miley Cyrus! I hope this is a rumor because Liam and I are a thing even if he doesn’t know it. E! News confirmed the engagement. Why didn’t anyone tell me my husband was engaged to someone else? I guess that all the promises he made me don’t mean anything to him anymore! The struggles of being married to a celebrity. In light of the terrible news, I don’t think I will be able to update my blog for a while liamhemsworthismyhusband.com. I can’t handle seeing Miley and my husband together. I am clearly Liam’s soulmate! Miley is just jealous of …show more content…

Miley and Liam’s love is fake! Clearly he is hypnotized to think his life is an extension of Last Song. Life is not a Nicholas Sparks movie. Does anyone know how to get away with a murder? I need an accomplice that is willing to break into a celebrity home. Please contact me ASAP! Apparently you can go to jail for killing a person. Even if that person stole your husband/soulmate/your everything! Plan B: Have plastic surgery to change my face to by Mileys, fly to Hollywood, and break off the engagement. PlanB might be too difficult to execute. Well, if he likes blond, short haired girls, I might as well… Salon here I come! Don’t think that this blond hair is doing the trick. My posters of Liam weren’t impressed when I came home. I think this long-distance relationship is hard for him. I wasn’t there to stop him from meeting other women. Looks up how much an apartment costs in Hollywood. Sees the price. Me: Is that a phone …show more content…

If I were his wife I would make him three pizzas every day to make him happy. Poem to pizza: I love Liam. I love pizza. Liam loves pizza. Liam loves me. Just kidding, this pizza tastes delicious. Only eating pizza from now on so that it can be our thing. Spend the whole day watching the Hunger Games movies. Just like Katniss didn’t get him as a husband, neither will I. I am going to have to buy some comfort food to help me get through these terrible times. I need some ice-cream. Five gallon tubs should be enough… until tomorrow. Update: Mint-chocolate chips and tears do not mix well. If only Liam were here to warn me. After a lot of thought, I think I can put this ‘engagement’ business behind us. I know Liam doesn’t really mean it. I’ve decided that Miley should be grateful for my forgiveness. She can come to our second honeymoon to Fiji, but I only booked massages for two. It will work out because he is just perfect for me. Tall, athletic, foreign, and he is so funny! Deep down I know he really cares about our relationship. Just saw the new Avengers movie, didn’t know that superheroes could be so handsome! Especially Capitan America. He just broke off the engagement!! Proof that he still loves

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