Impromptu Argument Defending Oreos

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WE’LL BE BEST FRIENDS IF YOU HAVE
1. Pulled an all-nighter to finish an essay because you weren’t completely happy with the wording of your introduction
2. Been so enamored with a book you found in Barnes & Nobles that you spent the entire day huddled in a small corner on the floor until you’ve finished it
3. Stayed at school until 2 A.M. hanging posters for Bell Game/Week
4. As a diehard Lakers fan, passionately debated with your intransigent Celtic-enthusiast-of-a-teacher for three days over who should’ve won game 7 of the NBA Finals
5. Kidnapped your best friends for spontaneous trips to the beach, 2AM donut runs, and midnight cruises down PCH
6. Taken a 10-mile uphill hike in the blistering heat to reach the top of a waterfall, then cliff-dived off said waterfall
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Deliberately driven an ATV in a certain way to maximize the amount of muddy water splashed on your pals
8. Out of curiosity, taken apart your watch and put it back together again
9. Given an impromptu argument defending your dislike of Oreos in front of your biology class
10. Reenacted Book 23 of The Odyssey word-for-word in an overly-dramatic way on film
11. Been threatened with detention for debating the socio-political ramifications of feminism, objectification, and body-shaming with a teacher
12. Unabashedly belted out your terribly off-key version of “Careless Whisper” at your cousin’s

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