Humorous Wedding Speech: Death At A Funeral

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Well hello there best friend or should I say MRS. Best friend, ERMAHGERD, I don’t even know where to begin; I honestly cannot believe I am writing this letter. I keep trying to wrap my mind around the fact that you are getting married, but it is harder than I thought. I will try not to be too sappy, but lets be honest, we both know I will be. You can borrow my green ninja turtle helmet if you would like, because we are about to take a bike ride down memory lane… Oh where has the time gone? It feels like just yesterday that you cut your bangs and I was still being homeschooled. I can remember sitting at the dinning room table working on class work talking to you about how excited we were for going to Disney (little did we know that you were going to upchuck at Epcot (-_-)). Shoot, let’s rewind a …show more content…

That was more of your bad time, but I couldn’t put him in the good section. Our accident (it only makes sense to have been with you- I mean we do do(lol I said do do) everything together)… When mema passed away… You stayed home from school with me to watch “Death At A Funeral” (which I question why we picked it based off the title and the circumstances) that is still one of my favorite movies and the naked guy hanging from the roof (I’m not good with names) had a nice bum. I was perfectly fine through the whole funeral until you gave me a hug (I knew you felt bad for me, because you my dear are not a hugger). Or when we had to put Boots down (once again I cried on your shoulder and you hugged me. You know what come to think of it you have only hugged me twice.. How many times has your ass hugged Blake.. Not fair- I was here first.). Here is a bad time that actually turned out to be a good, when Tyler broke up with me (little fuck) the next day you were right there to make sure I was okay and you brought me chocolate milk. My point to all of this is real friends aren’t only there for the good parts they are there in the bad to make them a little

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