Humorous Wedding Speech: Eulogy For Myself

Hey-hey-hello my dear followers! I hope you had a good time today, because tonight I want to talk about something serious. Recently I’ve been receiving lots of different massages, both anonymously and from other blogs, about how lucky I actually am and how perfect my life seems. Well my dears, never judge a book by its cover!
I truly understand what my life looks like for you’ll, and how you think I live. All those aesthetic pictures I’m posting here and everything I post on my Instagram – from all the kinds of delicious food to different “inspirational” pictures. From all that you can definitely tell that I have time and money to do whatever I want to. And that’s true my friends, I’ve been born and raised in a finance stabile family. My parents own their own businesses, and my father is actually dealing with more than one. I may have

Believe it or not, but I’m not any less jealous of you guys than you are of me. Every time someone comes to me for an advice about a relationship, or some family troubles – I always feel that disgusting feeling creeping in my stomach. Because any fights in my house I had were with the maids and other staff we have, my parents were never at home. I don’t even have friends, to be honest, what can I say about a serious relationship.
Of course I know what some of you will say: “Girl, what are you even talking about? You got the damn money so go and have fun, you got nothing to cry about!”. But it’s not that simple, my friends. So many of you who are cursing their life, have to open your eyes and take a proper look on your priorities and immediately do something about it! “Money can’t buy you happiness” they say, and I’ll tell you that this is truth. I guess you only get to understand that when you have more than enough of it. Whole my life I could have everything I ever wanted, but I was never truly happy. Yes I can buy all the stuff I want to, and travel the