Humorous Wedding Speech

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Hello family and friends, I would just like to thank you for coming from all around the world to celebrate my special weekend. don't worry this will be quick so we can get this party started! before I begin I would just like to thank my parents for making this event happen. ever since I was born you haven't stopped nurturing me so thank you!! To start off, I would like to talk about the best day of my life! people think that in someone's mind that the best day of the year is their birthday. but for me, it is the 15th of March. that's the day when my two sisters were born.You may now think that my mum and dad have been hiding secret baby don't worry it's not like crazy even though they are. my second sister is Noa. she is my best friend. …show more content…

They are my 2 parents! I have to say thank you. I am now going to share a few memories. Firstly dad you think you are cool and funny. You are definitely funny, but. Cool, not so much. Most people over 40 is not cool unless you are will.i.am. But please don't take any inspiration in the way he dresses or you will embarrass me and also don't rap i really don't want to have to disguise myself in public. You are also really sweet and whenever im down you make my frown twist upside down. You bring sunshine to my day too and actually even though i pretend im embarrassed i still love you. But don't get any ideas!! Mum, before i get to you i have a question for the audience, who thinks mum looks pretty tonight? Ok well that is partly my doing. Look at mum in this picture, and look at her now. Can you see the difference except for a couple of wrinkles? Yes you understand me her hair!!!!!!!! I told her she wasn't allowed to cut irt and ;look where it got her, into this beautiful hairstyle. Your welcome. Also even though i don't say this, i can't thank you enough for the times you push we with

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