Humorous Wedding Speech

On behalf of my wife and I,

I would like to thank you all for coming to celebrate our special day; it wouldn’t have been the same without all of you here tonight!

Id like to thank my bridal party for being supportive and helpful during the stressful times, we all know how much of a BRIDEZILLA carol can be! Guys you look great tonight, we have a couple of bachelors here so girls don’t be shy. Girls you look average and guys don’t bother! On a serious note you girls look beautiful tonight, I couldn’t imagine a better group of girls standing by Carol’s side

To my parents, I cant thank you enough for raising me into the man I am today. Thank you for everything you have done for me and I appreciate you standing by my side even though I wasn’t the easiest child to raise (HAHA). Dad – if I can be half the man, husband and father you are, Carol and I will have a wonderful life ahead of us. I have never met a more loyal and hard working man then you.

I don’t know how you do it sometimes, working full time and looking after the family, there is never a moment where there isn’t food on the table or clean clothes to wear, you truly are the most amazing mother anyone could ask for.

Thanks to my brother nick for being my goomardo. Iv always looked up to you for guidance and support, you have been there for me when I needed you most. To my family I know I don’t show it most of the times but I want you guys to know that I love you