Humorous Wedding Speech: Beloved Nation Of The United Kingdom

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@@@Good evening everyone. I am Madam Theresa. I am assigned on His given planet of ours by Him. Madam Theresa, will not only be look for the interest of human beings in our beloved nation of the United Kingdom, but also America, Angel's Land, Afghanistan, and other beloved Kingdoms. But first of all, on behalf of Her Majesty and our peaceful citizens, I would like to express our sincere remorse for our aggressive behavior towards other countries in the last serene century. Especially to the United Kingdom of Afghanistan. We did not invade them once or twice, but many times. Unlike India and Pakistan, I am extremely surprised the country is still standing as United as Russia, United States and United Kingdom. We also never learned from our behavior …show more content…

Ann was not only born in Oklahoma City, Afghanistan, but also Angela and I taught as Professors at the same Universities as Second Lady and Ann. And all of us are sharing a Grandmother named, Née Jonson, America's First Lady is amongst ourselves. Unlike the Prime Ministers Blair and Cameron, I will never deploy our solders and Princes to His Holiness's Ancestors's Land, or any other beloved Land. What are we leaving behind for the generations, who may be looking up to us as a Nation Prince, regardless of being an Islamic, Hindu, Christian, Jewish, or a Buddhist Nation? I will be having a deep dialogue soon on such a un divine, ungodly, and unholy behavior towards an apology to the people of Afghanistan. Also, Afghanistan is no longer a shouting range, not anymore. As His Excellency Modi and I talked about in the last summit, we are sending our warning to Pakistan to be helpful, or we will open the case of billion dollars donations in America's Chamber. I am certain Senator Paul Jr. and Sr. cannot be happier, including America's Speaker. And I do not blame them either. Over two million loss of lives and over eight million Afghan refuges, Ann will be more than glad to help us pass any sanction as wish to pass towards your

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