Humorous Wedding Speech

How do I spend a night with you as my king would change things in my life? Lord, thank you for giving me another day to see your manifested glory in my life. Thank you for allowing me to see another day that was not promised to me with all activities of my limbs and being in a right state of mind. Forgive me of my sins, those that I know of and those that I don’t. Create in me a clean heart and renew a right spirit within me. Take not your holy spirit from me but restore unto me the joy of thy salvation.
Lord, thank you for your keeping power; thank you for keeping my mind, body, and soul. Lord, thank you for a hedge of protection around me. Thank you for saving, sanctifying, and filling my children with the Holy Ghost. Thank you for just being

Thank you for life, health, and strength. Thank you for giving me a mind to serve you, a heart to accept and receive you. Thank you, Lord for being who you are in my life. Thank you for my job; thank you for my car; thank you for a roof over my head; thank you for food on the table. Thank you for blessing me that I may be a blessing to others. Thank you for wisdom and boldness in the meeting that we are having today with the groom-makers of America. Lord, let your will be done in this situation; Lord, you get the glory in this meeting.
Lord, thank you, thank you, thank you. Lord, I love you, I adore you, and I appreciate you. Lord, continue to work on me that your will and purpose be fulfilled in my life. Thank you for giving me another chance with my children and grandchildren. Lord, thank you; I give you the highest praise: Hallelujah!
I am not sure where you are taking me, but I trust you; thank you for restoring me to my rightful place in you. Help me to stay on the straight and narrow path that leads to eternal life. Thank you for enlarging my territory; I know that I must do some traveling for the kingdom; I can’t do anything without you, but I can do all things through