A Humorous Wedding Speech For The Death Of Jesus

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Hello everyone, my name is Joan Davis, a humble servant of our Lord Jesus Christ! Let us pray…With bowed heads and open hearts…Lord Jesus we have gathered here today to hear a word from you. Lord, I am asking for a decrease of me and an increase of you. Lord be with me as I stand at your feet a sinner saved by your loving sacrifice and the blood that you shed on Mount Calvary for us all. In Jesus name we pray, Amen.
Has anyone in here ever had anyone to do something wrong too you?...
Now I’m going to ask you another question. Have you ever done anyone wrong to anyone else?
Yeah, I knew that would get a reaction out of you… (Smile)…
I want to use a scripture for today taken from the book of Matthew 6:14 - “For if you forgive men their trespasses, …show more content…

It is the best job I have ever had. So rewarding.
I plan to use my gifts to preach and teach through a healing and deliverance ministry for people that are sick and broken hearted.
Jesus promised in his word that he is the great physician.
I am amazed that Jesus wants to use a broken vessel like me to pray for the sick and for the healing of others. I humble myself to do his will.
I deserve to go to Hell, but I thank God that He sent His only Begotten Son,
Jesus and that He paid the price for my sins and shed His blood just for you and for me.
Through much prayer and forgiveness, I have been baptized with the Holy Spirit and Fire. I know my name is written in the Book of Life and I know my eternal home will be in Heaven with the Lord.
Please forgive others! You only have up to 120 years on this earth. Our heavenly home is eternal. Love yourself and don’t let no one or nothing keep you from securing a home with our Lord and savior Jesus Christ.
THE PROMISE OF MERCY. "And will not remember thy sins." There are some things which even God cannot do. Though it is true he is Omnipotent, yet there are some things he cannot do. God cannot lie—he cannot forsake his

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