Grandma Singer Monologue

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I suppose the money could’ve also doubled as abortion money if I ever needed that, which hopefully I never will. It’s just that, you could say it’s kind of commonplace around here that every girl in Saraland had a roll of twenties hoarded away somewhere as a plan B if it ever came down to that. But the money wasn’t the only thing in the box I didn’t want my parents knowing about. There were also some condoms hidden in there—now I don’t want you thinking that I’m some kind of slut here, because I’m not. Truthfully, I’m still a virgin. I just had them for the simple fact that they’d be there if and when I ever did need them. My friend Lettie Sheppard though, now there’s a slut for you. She could suck start a leaf blower, but I’ll …show more content…

I love Grandma Singer. Then, suddenly, I felt as if I had a thousand pound weight bearing down on my chest—as if a force was trying to burrow its way deep inside of me eager to rip out my heart. (So, a little about my Grandma Singer—she’s the coolest, toughest; four-foot six-inch old broad you’ll ever meet. She loves to gamble, smoke, drink, cuss, hunt, fish, race cars, make moonshine, and she cooks with tons-and-tons of butter. And I swear… if given the chance, she’d be a Madam managing her own burlesque house. My Grandma Singer is everything I inspire to be one day.) The news of Grandma Singer dying had hit me like a punch to the gut. I quickly became so wrought up that I hadn’t even noticed when my mama began consoling me when she’d wrapped her arms tightly around me. At that moment it was as if I was a million miles away and all I could feel was this impenetrable wall of sadness welling up inside of me. Looking back, I don’t think I’d ever felt more abject in my entire life than I did right then, curled up in my mama’s arms crying like a baby. But then my mama said something to my step daddy that had changed everything. She said, “So, what do you think is going to happen with her house up in New York

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