Creative Writing: The Wood Weep

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Once upon a time deep in a large forest there lived a woodchopper, his wife, and their two children, Hansel and Gretel. It was a beautiful forest, full of trees, flowers and butterflies and streams. Matter of fact, the family had everything they could ever want except for one little thing.
"Food! I must have food!" screamed the woodchopper's wife, running in circles and tugging at her hair.
Though the woodchopper just wagged his finger. "Remember, food isn't everything, dear," he reminded her.
"No, but it's something."
"Listen," said the woodchopper. "We have the trees, the flowers, the butterflies, the streams.... what more could a body want?"
"Ummmm, ever hear of carbohydrates, amino acids, riboflavin?"
That one threw the woodchopper …show more content…

The brother-and-sister team packed up and started off into the deep and confusing forest. Now since they were in a magic forest, they soon came upon a huge talking duck.
"Oh duck, tell us the way back to our cottage!"
"Springen auf meinem Rücken" replied the duck. Yes, unfortunately, this was a German talking duck. But with his duckbill he motioned the two onto his back. Off they trotted, and after a long time the duck said, "Hier! Wir sind hier" (That's German for 'we are here.')
Off hopped the kids, and there was their little old cottage and their little old pond and their sitting on a log was their father. But instead of his usual ax, he was holding a musket."Father, why aren't you chopping down trees?" asked Gretel.
"Gretel," replied her father. "I've finally realized that all that glitters is not trees! Besides, I've chopped them all down. Not it's hunting! Hunting's the only thing."
So from that day on, Hansel and Gretel had plenty of food, and their mother never went hungry again. Although she did find the stray bullets whizzing around the living room a bit disconcerting."Sometimes," she told Hansel, "I wish he'd stuck to

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