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Good Morning how was your nite been ?You have definitely caught my interest as I am very impressed by what you wrote, I was in relationship a very long time ago.thankfully, I am very active and love sports. I try and walk regularly and have played most sports. I love hockey and watch it during the season. You can call me fanatical!! I am passionate, loving, caring,kind, honest, affectionate, feel that communication is very important. and want someone to bring out all my good qualities and have patience with the not so good stuff. I am not selfish minded by any means but do love to be spoiled and treated right. I think I deserve it. But in return, I give loyalty, love compassion, respect and total support to my partner. I have been used and hurt in the past -- but that is the past. I try and do what I can to make people happy and will always put someone ahead of myself. I like myself and can support myself I am not looking for nanny or whatever else but the …show more content…

I feel so Overwhelmed writing to an Effulgent creature of God's Glory radiating Gorgeously in heavenly beauty, the thought of you provokes instant smile in my heart,it gives memories that would stay in me,not for a short while but a life time. Perhaps I'm not here to flatter you,i have a Goal that I'm looking forward to achieve.But let me Quickly say this,Serving God with smile in our face is the best thing we can do to ourselves. Well i should tell a few things about myself...I'm single and looking for a loving an caring lady who must be God fearing.I'm Level headed with great sense of Humor and God fearing.I'm not the best in the world but the last time i checked on myself,I'm nice..I want you to know that i never want you for how you look but for the inner look.....Big has nothing to do with feelings and love....I'm a man of Noble Orientation,Classical Charisma,Polished Countenance whose bossy mass within is

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