Humorous Wedding Speech

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3. Getting married! We know what’s going on in your mind! 9 things every bride goes through on her wedding day, what goes in their mind! 1. Time to be the most beautiful girl in the crowd! Every girl wants to look beautiful throughout her life, but does the best on her wedding day to make sure that she can steal everyone’s heart. 2. Ah! Time be pampered Leaving parents’ house, surely a lot of pampering is done to make her happy, especially treating her like princess. 3. “Where is the groom? Why hasn’t he arrived yet? The anticipation, makes the girl tough to wait for the groom with heavy bridal outfit and makeup on. All they want is to get married fast. 4. And when he comes finally, “Why so many people have come?” Eagerness turns …show more content…

Tobacco, hurt lungs? Try Herbs! 3. ANXIETY? Let the GREEN help you up! 4. Keep bad metabolism away, have a joint a day! 5. Stressed and tired? Cure- GANJA 6. Smoke Ganja, have fun! Outbreak the violent urges and make a blunt! 7. Take Herb and be CREATIVE! 8. Nightmares? Smoke pot and fuck them off! 9. Stiffness? Pain? Upheaval from Parkinson’s? Ganja can heal it all, BABY! 10. Why try anything, when MARIJUANA can make you fly? 5. Engrossing Facts from PORN INDUSTRY! 10 Amusing and alluring facts from porn industry 1. Thora Birch Having a family member in porn- awkward right? Imagine being in her shoes! 2. Pure Evil-North Korea Thank god, other countries don’t have rules like North Korea. 3. No. 1- MILF So where would anal come? 4. Zero Gravity Porn in zero Gravity? Yes! By astronauts? No! 5. Asia Carrera A double majored in Business and Japanese! So that’s from where she learnt about actual business. XOXO 6. Panda Porn So from here started the masturbation in pandas, leaving their mates. 7. Be a Gay and Get a high Pay! Try not being straight, get famous, and make much! 8. Australian Ban! Now that was a good porn joke! No but its true! 9. You think you are the one? No baby! You are not alone, there are a lot of people …show more content…

Dream boy: every 20 year old girl desire to date At the age of 20, most of the girls have a desire to date these 10 types of guys 1. A Cook, perfect Cook! A guy who knows how to cook food, the proper food. 2. An impeccable dancer Nothing can be sexier than a guy who is superb at dance. 3. Genuine lover A guy who wants you to come to his place just to hug and cuddle you to spend quality time with you. 4. A gentleman A guy who is well mannered and have etiquettes to do things in a proper way when required, be it ordering a wine. 5. Actual shopper A guy who knows when and how much to spend on what, can be a perfect date for any girl. 6. Serene guy A guy who well behaves in a cool and placid manner with your besties. 7. A great reader A guy who loves to read books, good books. 8. Not an online dating freak! A guy who don’t have his online dating profile, like never, ever. 9. Budget focused guy A guy who is good at handling budget while keeping all the likes and dislikes of loved ones in mind. 10. A benevolent guy A generous guy, who is not selfish at least in case of making friends. 8. Had break up! Now get ready to hear all these 10 things every girl has to hear after a break up. 1. “Who dumped

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