Persuasive Speech About Sex

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Sex is dirty. Sex is kinda gross. Sex is the nastiest thing I do on a regular basis that is pretty dirty and messy and overall unclean. But that 's okay, because that 's what happens when you strip down the human body and start poking at its organs. Even alone, in your own home, when no one is looking, there is so much stuff that comes out of a body. There are so many flaws that we can see. There are aches and pains, there are bumps and bruises, there are boogers and blood. We cannot stop the flow of tears, the stench of sweat, the growth of hair. Yet for some reason, despite the fact that we all know this, for some reason when we strip down in the sexual setting, we expect all of that to stop. We look at the other person, and for some reason we are unprepared for anything other than a glossy billboard beauty who …show more content…

Jizz comes out of a man in so many different ways; sometimes there are gobs and gobs of cum all over the place, and sometimes it’s a little baby skeet that dribbles out. Sometimes a bit of cum comes out before the full load. Cum tastes different from man to man depending on his diet, and when it comes out it can land anywhere: tits, ass, face, mouth, the condom reservoir, deep inside the pussy. Sometimes it’s fun to play around with a bit of cum. Sometimes you have to decide whether to spit or swallow. (Personally: swallow. Do you know how much nutrients are in a dose of cum! There’s thousands of half humans in there, you know there’s got to be some good vitamins and minerals in that cum.) Sometimes you have to wipe it off your face (although I’ve heard that it’s good for the skin from time to time. All those vitamins!). Sometimes you spit it into the cummer’s mouth just for a bit of fun play time. Or maybe it’s time for a bit of cream pie. It generally doesn’t work well with hair (gets all crusty a la Something About Mary). But most of the time it just means that it’s time to grab a towel and wait through that refractory

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