Mountain Dew Persuasive Speech

Hi i’m Mountain Dew Mike and I have been ran over and I've even been picked up by an eagle and dropped and it was all the kids fault. Let me tell you my story of how I have got here and how i've been sitting here for twenty years. One day I was put in a box with twenty three other just like me! It was as dark as the dead see! There was a can there named Papa Dew, He was really smart because he has been threw a lot, he told us that we will get open and then drunk and then recycled and do it all again. As he was saying this a guy named William James bought us he had green eyes with brown hair and was very nice. He then put us in the Passenger set and started driving that's when we got to his house. He walked us threw the door the door was red like an old barn. Then he yelled at some girl named honey and said “I got you a thousand pounds of sugar here”. I was wondering what he was talking about because he only had us. then honney yelled back “ Oh be quiet and put it in the fridge”. To me honey sounds really mean. So he took us all out of the box and put us in the fridge.
When we got in there it was freezing I thought I was going to turn into an ice

So they started fighting and they took it outside along with me. Right then and there I was going to roll away but I decided not to because I would spill everywhere. Then out of nowhere a Eagle came in and grabbed me. I was flying now with my insides spilling onto a car. You could tell the driver was mad by her red face and swerving back and forth. Then for some reason she rolled her window down and looked up and a part of my insides got on her face. I dont want to tell you what happens