Monosyllabic Grunts Analysis

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Monosyllabic Grunts, End Games & Epilogues Of what import are brief, nameless lives … to Galactus?? Stan Lee & Jack Kirby, (Fantastic Four Vol. I, No. 49, April 1966). A devoted husband and loving father of two, he lived a mind-numbingly mundane, pedestrian life: my zebra-stripe crisscrossing, doggedly dependable, decidedly deliberate, dutifully dull dad. Like the well thumbed and dog-eared Answer Book of a hoary and hackneyed English Lit professor, his preferred method of instruction incorporated the copious use of confusing quotes, parables, poetry, and as always, arduous amounts of alluring alliteration! So similar to a coordinating conjunction, we were joined together to toss, tumble, and turn through the tiny tributaries of his perilously pedantic punctuation, all the while serving scoured salmon seed caviar to corpses drifting down bumpy baptismal stream beds, before the final funeral feast. During our tight-lipped bumper-to-bumper marathon migrations to and from parochial school, he’d periodically, the way a rooster clears its throat, uncork a well rehearsed soliloquy for my constipated consumption (usually in iambic pentameter) to which I’d stoically cluck: “Uh-huh.” It’s best for the chicken hearted not to wave one’s wattles or ruffle too many feathers, when walking on eggshells; …show more content…

Calmly, studying my reflection in the mirror, I see his laugh lines, wrinkled worried brow, elegant elephantine ears, chicken lips, and crow’s feet squinting back at me through the looking glass. Have I finally achieved inner peace? According to the legendary and awesome dragon warrior panda, my hero: Wounds heal and scars fade, with time.

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