Good morning all! I am looking a woman who is interested in or curious eating an RJ sandwich. I've ate it once, but never had received it before. I heard several great things about it through hearsay and research and I want to experience it. I want you to bury your face into my very large, very soft ass (around 52 inches or just look up Cherokee D'Ass), and just eat it like it's your last dinner. In return, I'll gleefully return the favor for as long as you want. I LOVE eating everything on my plate, DO YOU!? I totally have an ass fetish, and love having my face buried in between your soft cheeks while you are grinding me! We can either have a one time feast, or an ongoing buffet depending on your appetite. But, before we feast,
I have some request for my ideal dinner partner: Be disease and drug free (DEAL-BREAKER): I'm clean and definitely expect no less. 420 is okay though I have never partaken. Have good hygiene (DEAL-BREAKER): It really shouldn't be said, but common sense isn't that common these days. Please brush your teeth and tongue before you eat. And for God's sake, take a bath! I wouldn't present you with a filthy body unless... you want me to, nasty! Totally kidding!!! Discretion (DEAL-BREAKER): Let's ensure that our dinner habits stay between us... Big ass: I know that I am a freak and a masochist. I would love to have a woman with a huge ass smother me with dinner until I pass out! You really get points if you like a man with very large and soft ass. Moreso if you are into worshipping it. These are not deal breakers, but will put you in the front of the line. So, there you have it! If you would like to have a dinner date, just drop me a line, tell me how you would like to eat me, and/or how you love to be eaten. The orgasm story from it always makes a great story! I have forced some powerful ones doing it! A photo of the main entree is always great to stimulate my appetite. I look forward to hearing from you. BON APPETIT!!!
In just two short years you will develop the ability to tell your husband to go to hell,
Well, good afternoon everyone, for those of you that don?t know me my name is Lee and I?m Janie?s dad, and in keeping with tradition, it is my honor and privilege to deliver the ?Father of the Bride Speech?. Having to make this speech is one of the few opportunities in a married man?s life when he is allowed to do all of the talking...and I intend to make the most of it.
Humorous Wedding Speech by the Best Man When Daniel came to me and asked me to be his best man, it was a great honour but, when I looked at all the duties required of me, I felt he’d be better off choosing someone else. Then he offered me a fifty, but I told him that it wasn’t a decision that money could change. So then he offered me a hundred. Anyway, good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - My name is Rob and it’s my pleasure to be Daniel’s best man today.
Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen - I would like to start by thanking Frank on behalf of the bridesmaids for his kind comments and echo the fact that they look wonderful and performed their role fantastically well, despite the inevitable and healthy rivalry that can sometimes occur. In fact, just before the service I overheard a furious sisterly argument about who was going to be first to dance with the best man. Understandable, I thought - until I got closer and heard them saying, 'You!', 'no, you!'
It is apparent from the opening few lines of this speech that the groom has an excellent relationship with the bride's parents and this can be really useful, not just in the future, for obvious reasons, but it can also make the speech more humorous. This speech is also a good example of using events in history that happened on the same date as a source of humor.
They say marriage is an institution and therefore, it seems proper that I am about to be married since some of you have been saying I should have been institutionalized for years.
Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a unique event in history - the very first and last time that my wife is going to let me speak on behalf of both of us. It is a privilege and an honor to do so. I just hope that, so soon into our married life, I don't let her down.
I remember when I was in high school setting in the auditorium listening to a guest speaker. It was a bitter sweet feeling because I wasn't in class but I also wasn't having fun. I don't remember much; but what I can recall is this guy started to rant about how if you ever find yourself incarcerated people will forget about you. Naturally this pissed me off to the point where I made a promise to myself. And I'm sad to say that I have only kept half of that promise.
Good (whatever time it is) Ladies and Gentlemen of Congress, Thank you for your time to listen to what I have to say.
Good morning Linda , How are you doing ? I really enjoy talking to you , It's good to know we do have a lot in common . I had to take my time and write you more about myself . You're very sincere and straight forward . I did like you to know a little more about me.. I want to find a woman, Who wants a relationship based on "Truth real love , compassion, Friendship, loyalty, and honesty .I like to go out to dinner, go dancing, go to the movies, workout, travel, see new things. I enjoy the simple things like the ocean, cuddling at home watching a movie with someone special, I`m a extremely romantic, passionate and affectionate man. I feel i let you know more about me, my personality, interests and hobbies. Personality: I am an open minded person, trustworthy, cool, loving, caring, understanding, down to earth. I been straight and want same in return because i wont treat people the way i don't want to be treated.
"The people that are meant to stay in your life, will; I promise." -Alyssa Bartling
I want to say thank you for everything you've done and to let you know that I am out of your house. You are the only man that will ever have my heart I am not sure how it's possible but my love for you grows stronger with every passing day. You owe me nothing ,you never have. I wish you nothing but happiness I will always be your friend and I'm always be near if you should ever need anything. When you rise each morning and you see the sun that is me shining A big bouquet of sunshine to fill heart throughout the day. And at the end of the day when you lay your head down to rest, you will see a very slight breeze. That is me watching over you and wishing you a night beautiful sweet dreams. sweet dreams upon you.
(Attention getter): My best friend has been with me for the past 6 and I probably wouldn’t have made it through high school without him.
Hello, everyone. First I’d like to thank my friends and family and everyone who came here to listen today, I just hope you can make something out of this few minutes that we’re gonna spend together.
Anthony, I hope you now see that it was never going to be that easy – which brings me onto your stag night.