Humorous Wedding Speeches

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Good morning handsome Mr. B. I want to say thank you for everything you've done and to let you know that I am out of your house. You are the only man that will ever have my heart I am not sure how it's possible but my love for you grows stronger with every passing day. You owe me nothing ,you never have. I wish you nothing but happiness I will always be your friend and I'm always be near if you should ever need anything. When you rise each morning and you see the sun that is me shining A big bouquet of sunshine to fill heart throughout the day. And at the end of the day when you lay your head down to rest, you will see a very slight breeze. That is me watching over you and wishing you a night beautiful sweet dreams. sweet dreams upon you.

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