Handbook of Postmodern Lobotomy

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Since Egaz Moni created lobotomy as invasive surgical technique to treat certain mental illnesses, rivers of ink have run for and against it. Originally, the new therapy was adopted heartily by those who wanted to get rid of headaches ... this is, other people, of course: Do I have a rebellious son or a daughter? Lobotomy! My niece is a bit frivolous, and my sister does not know what to do with her? Lobotomy! My wife is very jealous? Lobotomy! My mother-in-law tortures my life? Lobotomy! In the U.S., a country that always to adopt new everything (if work, it is good), it came as between 40,000 and 50,000 surgeries. American lobotomy had even famous names like Kennedy. Rosemary, daughter of Joseph, the founder of the eponymous clan, had the misfortune of being born with a little less intelligence than her most brilliant brothers. His pragmatic and worthy father, unable to bear the shame, ordered this surgery for her. The poor Rosie was fool for the rest of her long life, but the honorable Joseph could engage, quiet and carefree, to his businesses, increased the financial and political power of the family and, incidentally, cultivates torrid romances with actresses of Hollywood.

Unfortunately, the lobotomy began to be reviled, especially from the unsubtle practices of Walter Freeman. This animal (do not worry, please, he was not a doctor, so we are not offending that honorable profession) used an ice pick to perform the surgery. It was a little late for the lobotomized people, but too early for Freeman and others, that lacked time to make more money. In the end, the fashionable “lobotomic” surgery, and the future global solutions involved were sadly aborted. The progress of science has always suffered setbacks because of well-in...

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...he corrupt system that wants to destroy. They will waste their time, thinking those things will change the world, while we will do the true change to our advantage. At the same time, we prevent them to know the true expression of freedom and, above all, the most effective ways to transform beneficially the current world.

Previously proposed guidelines do not cover the entire spectrum of guidance that we intend to appear in the Manual. We expect the intelligent input of each of the members of our venerable Society. We understand that the "lobotomization" of future generations must be the most sacred object of our existence. We will control the humanity, and build a new world order, a sophisticated version of Circe’s pigs, synthesizing dialectically "Brave New World" and "1984." Aldous Huxley and George Orwell will be eternally horrified, and the Fates will envy us.

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