Funeral Narrative

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There was something uncomfortable about a funeral service on a sunny day. Uncomfortable because the images of a cloudless blue sky and a dead body being lowered into the ground didn’t quite fit together in my mind. Also, it was uncomfortable because I didn’t exactly enjoy wearing black in the beating sun. But alas, I feel it would have been uncouth to wear white to a funeral. I glanced down at my crossed wrists and then glanced around me to see if anyone was giving me a distasteful look. It’s not that I was checking the time because I was impatient for this thing to be over, it’s just that—actually, I was dying for this thing to wrap up. I really didn’t enjoy wearing black in the sun. And the only thing I knew about the body being lowered …show more content…

This was the one who looked like she actually belonged at a funeral. Tears and mascara ran down her face, leaving tracks in her off-shade foundation. Her ankle went out in her four-inch wedges, the sun glinting off the huge rock on her ring finger as she flailed around to catch her balance. The blonde curls around her hairline were matted down with sweat, probably because she was wearing black in the sun. See, I don’t know why it’s unacceptable to wear certain colors to funerals. Why make people more uncomfortable at one of the worst events in their life? I should start a petition. The small child by the woman’s side piqued my interest. His miniature hands were folded in front of him, his expensive suit presented without a wrinkle. Why does a child need a suit that cost more than my last paycheck? He stared into the distance with empty eyes, his face void of any emotion. Except, maybe, for distaste. It was there in the curl of his mouth, the slight peak of his eyebrow. For some reason, I thought a little boy showing distaste at his father’s funeral was a little …show more content…

“Yeah, that’s right, I suppose.” My brow relaxed and I shook my head. “I forgot, you find my job description untasteful.” “I mean, is it not?” “Hey, we both work for the same people.” “Actually, you don’t officially work for the government.” His tone was just a little smarmy. I rolled my eyes. “Right, I’m the crazy but rich great-aunt that’s ignored for the whole year until it’s Christmastime and everyone’s dying to see what I got them.” There was a pause. “Where do you come up with these comparisons?” “I don’t know, man, they just come naturally to me. But is what I said false?” “I mean, if I’ve decoded that metaphor correctly, then yeah, pretty much. It’s not like you have a problem with doing the people’s dirty work.” “Yeah, you’re right.” Did it bother me that my government employed me to the things they couldn’t do, legally? No, not really. The people I terminated were scumbags, the lowest of the low who were only walking free because they got lucky. It was either lack of evidence, a fluke in the trial, or a mistaken early release. They took lives, I took theirs. “You see anyone interesting there?” Mark asked, making me glance around

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