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Until the day we have finally perfected the Automated Essay Writer, one must be able to express themselves in writing if they wish to participate in the modern world. One of the first steps in mastering the ability of self-expression is to learn how to write a simple essay.

What is an essay? Webster’s New Twentieth Century Dictionary (2nd ed.) defines an essay as “a short literary composition dealing with a single subject, usually from a personal point of view and without attempting completion.”

Kathleen McWhorter, author of The Writer’s Express, defines an essay as “a group of paragraphs about one subject.”

Aldous Huxley called the essay “a literary device for saying almost everything about almost anything.”

As you might have guessed from these passages, the essay may take many forms. Most of the essays you will write during your college career, however, will be what are known as persuasive (or argumentative) essays.

A persuasive essay takes a position on a topic and attempts to prove that position.

Structure of a persuasive essay

A persuasive essay usually consists of the following three parts:

1. The introduction starts with a fairly general opening statement which introduces readers to your topic (or

subject) and gradually narrows to a specific thesis. The thesis, or thesis statement, tells the reader what you

are going to say about your topic. Thesis statements often come at the end of the introductory paragraph. This

movement from the general to the specific is referred to as a funnel paragraph.

2. The body is made up of the paragraphs which support your thesis. These paragraphs contain the evidence,

arguments, and examples that support your thesis.

3. The conclusion starts with a summary of the specific points of your essay, followed by a restatement of your

thesis (usually in a slightly reworded form), and ends with a rather general statement about the implications

of your thesis. This movement from the specific to the general is just the opposite of that in the introduction,

and is known as an inverted funnel.

Writing the essay

1. Choosing a topic