Eulogy For Parents

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One day i aspire to be able to give you “wonderful” parents of mine a nice little lecture. Thank you guys for making simple memories of mine into lectures and for shaping me the way i am and the way i act today. Please stop complaining about my attitude because you guys made me this way, so thank you. (Not really). It all began when i was 6 years old while i was scrolling down on some “scary youtube” videos as i layed down on my small cute princess bed with some sweet and tasty orange juice in my small hands. Not knowing that i was about to watch the first video in my life that was going to give me nightmares for the next 3 or 4 nights, i continued to watch the video. My heart raced as fast as the speed of light when a terrible creepy …show more content…

Honestly i have no idea of why my mother would get me in trouble instead of my dumb brother, who was the one who put his little hands on my favorite doll’s head and decided to pull the doll head off. Anyways thanks mom for making me dislike my brother in that …show more content…

I knew that i was going to get in trouble, but since i liked the rain i didn't see anything wrong with getting a little bit drenched in water outside. I would run through the cold drops of water that fell on my head. I would sit outside and stare into the mysteriously grey clouds as i jumped every time the sound of thunder would enter my ears. Running inside the house when i heard the sound of my dad's car door slam shut. I was hoping that if i changed quickly enough into some warm comfy pajamas that i wasn't going to get caught, but i realized that i was wrong when i heard the yelling of my mom and dad in the kitchen. Well thanks for the whoopin dad, and thanks for the disgusting blue medicine the i strongly despised mom. As i turned 7 years old, i would often play outside in the dirt. Also considering that i got mud all over my clothes, this was the main reason of why i would continue getting into trouble. I liked touching the soft brown colored soil, so no matter how many times i would get into trouble i would just keep going outside. Since i continually played in the dirt, i would have to start washing my own clothes. I detested washing about everything and anything. Soon after i began having to wash my clothes, i stopped playing with the

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