Abraham Lincoln's Assassination

422 Words1 Page

Abraham Lincoln might be one amongst us. Recently, people have been supporting the idea that the 16th president of the U.S. was not killed in the way we were told, or that he was not even killed at all. The way the history books present the story of Lincoln’s death went along the lines of this: After the Civil war was ended, on the evening of April 14, 1865, John Wilkes Booth, Confederate sympathizer, assassinated President Abraham Lincoln at Ford’s Theatre in Washington, D.C.. However, can you rap your head around the theory that maybe it was all set up. That honest old Abe faked his death? Don Thornton, a theorist on this statement explains “It’s actually quite genius when you think about it. I mean, we don’t know for sure why Lincoln would want to do this, but our guess is he wanted a stress-free life. He knew that after he ended the war the stress would just build up. The timing was perfect, no one suspected it. He could be anyone of us right now. Hear me out, it’s like Superman without his glasses, just a regular guy. Now picture Abraham Lincoln without his …show more content…

Now, we came across a man many believe to be the real Lincoln himself. Here are his words “Why did I do this? Well many reason, the main one being how bored I was of presidency. I mean it was fun winning the war and all that, but dang was is a lot. The job was too stressful, I couldn’t take it anymore. So, I set up a plan with Booth. It was foolproof! I mean it only took you 200 years to find out. After the plan was executed I took of to the bahamas. My plan was to only stay there until my name was off the headlines, but you can’t blame me if I stayed a little longer! I mean first off, the fruit there is amazing! And do you see the tan I have? Anyway, when I did make it back to America I was blown out of my mind. Right off the bat, Chipotle! There wasn’t Chipotle back then. Really, this fake death scene was the best decision I have ever made. I mean, other than stopping slavery of

Open Document