The Timeless Story Of Juan The Hungry

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Sing to me o muse the timeless story of Juan The Hungry…. It struck Juan The Hungry as is it were a lion waiting for its prey. The hunger it never seemed to leave him Juan The Hungry suffered dearly from it. It was a churning river turning, grumbling, uncontrollably in a never-ending rage. Juan The Hungry attempts every morning to tame the rumbling and tumbling that Budapest (The name in which Juan The Hungry has donned upon his stomach, Because Budapest is the capital of Hungary). For he has hired many tamers cereal and milk, pancakes, breakfast sausages, even small children that have misbehaved. None of these tamers can handle Budapest. For the rest after Juan The Hungary receives after the meal of breaking fasts is very temporary not even …show more content…

For it awakens as if it were spring and the snow atop the mountain peaks begins to melt and the water comes rushing down in such a fury that Juan The Hungry doubles over in pain. Luckily Juan The Hungry is planted in his resting spot. The wonderous seat and table in the last row in the room of The Monotone Voiced Mr. Koach, his voice was as if it were the voice that reads the bible on the bible app. It can put Juan The Hungry to the blissful place the mortals call sleep. But Juan the Hungry shall receive no rest! No, Budapest was not satisfied by the amount of food that had been rationed to him earlier that morning. In preparation that Juan The Hungry cannot dreadfully slip into the blissfulness of sleep, because of Budapest he packed his Big Muscle Milk Protein Blend. He quickly ripped the cap off of the top of the shake and chugged the contents it was a horrific scene to watch, like a pride of lions tearing apart a bull carcass that stood no chance from the start of this whole …show more content…

Koach The Monotoned Voiced gave a mandate “Juan The Hungry go to the office of Jerry Frimmel the Kisser of Goats.” Juan The Hungry Began Talking to him-self “No, I have to go Jerry Frimmel the Kisser of Goats, but the teacher luncheon is going on.” Budapest had enough of this nonsense and took control of Juan the Hungary’s body himself. They fought for control making Juan The Hungary’s body look as if it were like a dog playing and endless game of chasing his tail. The dogs tail being peace of mind and a sound conscience, knowing that he couldn’t loss his control of his body to Budapest. Juan The Hungry began the trek to the office of the Goat Kisser. He proceeded to pass the luncheon and Budapest ripped him self out of Juan The Hungry body, and joined the teachers at their luncheon. Leaving Juan, the Hungry to never have to deal with him again. After The meeting with the Goat Kisser Juan The Hungry day went on as usual. He arrived home and was laying his head on his pillow and he heard a sound. Fla-flop fla-flop fla-flop fla-flop. He looked up upon the roof and there was Budapest sitting atop the roof. Juan the Hungry Attacked him ferociously and failed for Budapest had grown immensely and swallowed him whole. With nothing left except for the story you have been

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