Satire Essay On Trees

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I am a tree. I love my luscious green afro during summer than, in the winter and fall my hair falls of leaf by leaf I become bald and bare. While I sleep through the winter it becomes colder and colder. Sometimes it snows and my bare branches get covered in soft white fluffy snow I love how the snowflakes come down each with a unique pattern with no two snowflakes the same.The machines start to remove the snow for the noisy rackety cars to come back and be able to drive again. I love the breeze in the fall shaking my leaves right of the tip of my branches while I watch them peacefully float down to the sidewalk. The sidewalk where no one realizes that no two trees are exactly the same either it seems like our only use is a dog restroom and a bench shade.
People walk by as if we trees don’t exist.They throw trash at us as if we’ve done something wrong. …show more content…

Sunday’s a bit more peaceful with everyone going to demonstrate their religion. There is one good thing about traffic the car colors and designs cars that look like they’re from the 90s or nice lamborghinis. Seeing what kind of people own what kind of cars what surprises me it seems that the 60 and 70 year olds seemed to own nice expensive cars. Middle aged people with children seem to own mini-vans with carseats in them teenagers just seem to drive their parent’s minivans but they get really distracted playing “pokeman go”? I don’t get it why do they like poking men? Or are they being poked by men? My favorite car was a yellow and black lamborghini it was going so fast! Then, it got pulled over and got a ticket for speeding.Bob doesn’t have the best image of cars, a few months ago a teen playing “pokeman go” crashed his van right into Bob so he hates the sight of cars

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