1. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday?…Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow
2. What falls but never breaks? What breaks but never falls?…Night and Day!
3. Wat is black when u buy it, red when u use it, and gray when u throw it away?…
Charcoal
4. Woman shoots her husband, holds him underwater for 5minutes, and finally hangs him. They were seen five minutes later. How is it possible…
The woman was a photographer, took a picture, developed it, and hung it up.
5. The word candy can be spelled in two letters…. C and Y
6. Name an English word of more than 2 letters that both begins and ends with the letters "he" in that order. There are two possible answers. "hehe" is not acceptable. haha!… Headache or Heartache.
7. Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it can neither see nor feel it…. Coffin
8. Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not…. Counterfeit money
9. Why is six afraid of seven…Because seven eight nine
10. Johnny's mother had three children. The first was April, the second was May. What was the name of her third child?….Johnny
11. Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?…Because he is still living
12. There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible?…They were married
13. That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?…The accountant was his sister
14. A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The emergency room surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible?…The mother was the surgeon.
15. Forewards it is heavy, backwards it is not…Ton
16. The more you feed it, The more it grows high,But if you give it water
It shall quickly Die…Fire
17. The Begining of eternity, the end of space, the begining of every end,
The end of every place….The letter E
18. What starts with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters in it?...Post Office
19. Ten copycats were sitting on a bridge. One jumped off, how many were left?…None they were copycats
20. What state is inside another state?…Arkansas
21. What state is full of color?…Colorado
22. What state has 2,000 pounds of dirty laundry?…Washington
23. What state makes you feel bad?
13. The climax in my novel is when Jeff has to spy on General Watie.
Joseph is 13 years old and he had a girlfriend. He walked miles just to see Madeline his girlfriend. One day Madeline's parent weren’t home and neither was the housekeeper. So Joseph decide to go over Madeline’s. When he got there she told him that she was going to have a baby and both of them were on 13 years old. Joseph went
In the 2005 documentary, The Untold Story of Emmett Louis Till, Emmett’s mother Mamie states that Sheriff Strider of Charleston decided to have her son’s body buried immediately there in Mississippi instead of sending it back to her in Chicago. It took Mrs. Till’s rallying of Officials in Chicago, where she lived, to have the burying of her son halted at the moment his body was about to be lowered into the ground. She went to great personal expense for her son to be shipped home to her. Upon receiving the box she wanted to see her only child one last time and see what his murderers had done to him. Opening the box and viewing the corpse revealed that ghastly truth of what had happened to her precious boy. In an astounding move she decided to have an open casket viewing. When asked by the funeral director if she wanted him to try to clean up the b...
13.” (People 7-24-95 pgs. 166-168) At the age of 16, serving as a disc jockey,
"Let the dead bury the dead." This quote from the Classic American novel, To Kill a Mockingbird, sums up what we will be talking about today. My understanding of this quote is that what's done is done, one man is dead for no good reason, but the one who killed him is with him in death. No harm, no foul. But is this really right? The first thing we need to look at is the actual problem, then the question posed. So without further ado, I present my essay:
4. I think I probably would have given up when the mother stabbed me. I think it would have been too painful for me to care anymore. I would have suffered too much.
nine, Nick begins to recall the past and relive his old memories. His must relieve his
2)"If i hadn't seen the doctor pull him out of my wife with my own eyes, i'd never believe he's my son."
Sarah, an eighteen-year-old college freshman, walks into a convenience store and moves timidly to the back, hoping that no one she knows will see her. Opening the refrigerator door, she pulls out a chilled case of Coors Light. Sarah nervously approaches the cashier, with her fake ID ready to be shown, and places the case of beer on the counter. Upon first sight, the cashier assumes that Sarah is not of legal age to buy beer, because she is petite and looks young. When she places the case on the counter, the cashier asks her for her ID. Sarah, ready to show her seemingly flawless fake form of identification, hands it to him. At first glance, the ID seems to be real, and the date of birth appears correct, but, when looked at closely, the picture does not exactly resemble the underage customer. The cashier identifies this ID as false identification and refuses to sell Sarah the case of Coors Light.
She had two older brothers, Bill and Bob. Bill was 7 years older and Bob
2. Your grandmother believes that part of her body is missing and cries out about this missing part all day long. You show her the part that is missing but she refuses to acknowledge this contradictory information.
Prothero, S. (2001). Purified by Fire: A History of Cremation in America. Los Angeles :University of California Press.
"Opinion On Ethical Issues Raised By The Use Of Corpses For Preservation Or For Exhibition
A newlywed couple is expecting their first child. In her seventh month of pregnancy, the mother is driving to her doctor’s appointment. All of the sudden, she is hit on the driver’s side. She is unconscious and quickly rushed to the hospital. The doctor examines her; her placenta is ruptured. The doctor contacts the father for consent of the emergency caesarean section since the mother is incapacitated. The mother and child are in fatal danger if the doctor does not move quickly. The father consents to the surgery. Once the father arrives at the hospital, he is not allowed in the operating room. As he waits, the doctor comes out and tells him of his child’s birth. However, there were complications, so the child was in the Neonatal Intensive