Nigga Monologue

“Nigga do you think I wanna hear yo’ bullshit ass excuses. You know the rules either you have my money or somebody dies. It's that fucking simple! I don't do this back and forth bullshit.” I swear these niggas think I'm a fucking therapist or a priest or some shit I don't wanna hear ‘nan fucked up story about my shit. Count it out or be prepared to get laid flat. I’m twenty years old and me and my brother Kilo, who’s nineteen, run shit. I’m young but a niggas far from dumb. These old muthafuckas are about to die and don’t even know it.
“We have the daughter of the woman who shorted us so you tell us what you want us to do.” These motherfuckers were twice my age and still dumb as fuck.
“Y’all niggas slipping. Bring her in here, I got shit

Then asked him, “do you really have a rubber-band or were you just playing.”
He was still smiling, “nah lil bit I ain't got no shit like that I was just fucking witcha’,” she ran her hands through her hair trying to tame it but that huge mass of hair had a mind of its own. Kilo had his dreads in a ponytail so I took the black hair tie off his dreads and handed to her. “What the fuck! Gram how the fuck you gone just snatch my shit out my damn head like that?” She laughed and that shit was so contagious that I had to join her. “That's what the fuck you get for talking shit all the time. Besides momma taught yo ass better than to insult a lady.” This nigga’s eyes almost popped outta his head. “I never thought the day would come when Big Bad Graham LeShawn Northern,” I wasn't about let him say what I knew he was about to say. “Shut the fuck up for real before I beat yo’ ass. Brother or not say that dumb shit and see what's gon’ happen.” I guess she was tired of seeing us act like asses because she went back into my private bathroom. When she came back she had fixed her hair into a big ass poof on top of her head. It was cute on her but I had no idea how she got all of her hair to stay in that one ponytail holder. “Come on let's go check on your family. Listen you all heart and I like that but don't do nothing dumb. If you try any slick shit I'm popping yo ass no questions