Letter To Baby Carrots

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Dear Lynne, baby carrots. I can’t even explain to you haw pissed of I am right now! Ok so I’m not one hundred percent sure but I’m basically one hundred percent sure that baby carrots are not babies. Secondly I don’t think they are midget carrots or lastly artificially evolved organisms. I am fuming!

So maybe you already caught onto this but it was an apfony to me that baby carrots are most likely regular sized carrots that have been ‘milled’ to baby shape. I had always thought that they are a breed of carrot artificially selected like dog breads. Ever try to explain evolution to an intelligent design believer? Try painting the picture of you and your fellow naked humans traveling threw a forest 6000 years ago and you happen upon …show more content…

I fell in love with the idea all over again. We have got to do one together one day. I wander where the one you did ranks on the cool meter? Yours sounded cool but without something to judge it against its possible to believe in a lot of escape rooms at least as cool if not more elaborate. I’m so excited! Speaking of cool stuff, I’m going to meet Seth Gadston of Indie Grits on Thursday, I’m nervous but will put my best efforts forward for getting Indie Grits to throw a Halloween party. It’s such a dumb problem to have to solve. We have good lives as filmmakers 

Along the Candy Corn line. I’ve completely rewritten the last third of Candy Corn, I hope and believe it’s better of course my ability to have perspective on the matter left me two months ago. I’ve literally deleted the last four pages every night for the last five days and would completely rewrite the ending from scratch. After five completely different ends of varying success I assembled a Frankenstein beast that I think flows well. Also Daniel Machado… I don’t think he will make the music for the packet. He still hasn’t gotten back to me about a meeting. I am so extremely bummed about

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