Humorous Wedding Speech: I Am A Conservative Woman

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I'm a conservative woman that can be sophisticated as well and loves life. I'm pretty laid back with a good sense of humor. I truly believe you can change someone's day just by saying hello or giving a smile. I think life best rewards come from helping others. I have come to believe that having gratitude in everything brings joy and happiness at the toughest times in life. I smile with pleasure when I see a humming bird in the garden, along with butterflies and birds singing i bubble over with laughter. I enjoy jumping in rain paddles, simple walks, a movie, going out to dinner, the every now and then dancing, hanging out with friends. My friends tell me that I light up a room, that I'm good company and that I have the prettiest smile. They sometimes say I look as if I have a really good secret. I'm a little shy at first but, I do warm up to people when I get to know them a little. …show more content…

Now I know that this is Craigslist and most of you are looking for a quick hook up but my hope is that there will be a few of you who have not given up on the prospect of real love. I know many of you are going to ask why this Fat girl is asking for so much in a man. I'm sure I will get hate mail. Really if you read the ad, you will see that I am just asking for the same things that I am offering a man. I hope to find someone that I can get to know that will lead to something serious. I am looking for a Single, White man who is near my age. No younger than 30 and no older than 45. I would like a man that is taller than I am. Everything else is just the stuff I mentioned about myself above. I am a single, educated, and employed female seeking a single and employed male for a potential long term relationship. I am ambitious and have plans for my own business however my personality is on the submissive side and I love a take charge dominant man (but respects boundaries and knows the difference between taking control and being

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