Humorous Wedding Speech

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Good Morning Coach Lisa, When asked in class to write a letter to someone who we had not seen for sometime, you were the first person to pop into my head. I realized that I had never gotten a chance to properly thank you for all that you have done for me throughout the years. It’s incredible to think back to the very beginning of our friendship. I can only imagine the thoughts going through your head that first tennis practice when I wandered onto the court, racquet in hand, and fuzzy Ugg boots on my feet. By some sort a miracle that only you could produce, you were able to bring the “Eye of the Tiger” to the surface. Okay, maybe it was more like the “Eye of the Guinea Pig,” but it was a start at least. There were times that you probably

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