Humorous Wedding Speech: Dreaming To Be A Woman

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Good Morning, Are you accepting unknown renters at this time? I would like to apply for a room. Please keep me abreast of any availability. I want to remain your woman in every way possible one day. More specifically, I need to be your spouse, your lover, and your most intimate friend. Living close to your location or actually living with you is of dire necessity. Catching a glimpse of your face daily and hearing your voice remains essential. I have an intense longing to envelop you in my arms and crave kissing your moist, soft lips regularly. I want to hug you when you leave for work in the morning and also when you return home in the evening. I will be anxious to hear about how your day went, how things transpired at work, and if all job-related problems were resolved. Every minute detail relayed to me about your life, your work, or your social associations I …show more content…

I would be emotionally hurt if I gave you my body, and then you turn around and make love to someone else. I love you too much to set myself up to be hurt. I love you too much to hurt you that way. If you said you wanted me I would not make love to another man because this would hurt you knowing I enjoyed another man's bare body. Emotions and love play a big role in sex. Just lying next to you and holding you would mean so much to me. So much more goes into physical intimacy than physical pleasure or a climax. I would want to kiss you, touch you, and let you know how much I love you. I would let you know how perfect your body is to me, and how much I appreciate and love you as my husband. I would demonstrate how just how much you mean to me emotionally and physically if I ever were to make love to you. I would want to stay with you afterward because I would develop more attachment to you for obvious reasons. I would not want to leave you for days or months at a time by you having me go home. You cannot get any more intimate than

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