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Hello everyone, may I have everybody’s undivided attention for a handful of minutes? First and foremost, I would like to thank every single one of you for coming to celebrate the life and achievement of Tori. Let all congratulate our "newly-born", Tori, on her 31st birthday!
Most of you if not all know my nonchalant feeling on birthdays; I never understood what is the big deal with them. My dark humor refuses to celebrate getting close to having wrinkles, retirement and eventually death. Birthdays are not unusual. They are recurring events and everybody get one once a year. Why the excitement? They are even predicable because we know the date well in advance and they will happen whether you like it or not. But we are not here to celebrate
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Honestly, I am overjoyed to be here today to witness her celebrate her birthday surrounded by family and close friends. Frankly, I didn’t think I would have been around for her 31st birthday especially after a disastrous first date. I mean, I did some stuff rights but I also messed up a whole lot that day. *laughs*
Tori and I met through at a mutual friend of ours named Gwladys. Heyyy girl.. Thank you for the connect. *winks* Ever since we met, it is my pleasure to notice that she hasn't changed a bit, and is still a cheerful person and great motivator on my bad days. She has even become hotter. *laughter* Her big heart alone makes up for our entire relationship. When we first met, she told me that she had three jobs and it is still a mystery to me on how she maneuvers to find time for everything, and excel at all of them.
Tori is an amazing friend and lover and I am grateful of having her in my life. As a friend, she is a great listener and provides some of the best advices that I’ve ever had. I value your opinion (when you are not late at our dates). I value our agreements and disagreements but we can still count and depend on each other. Then there's your no filter mouth. *laughter* which I love and hate. I could go on and on about how beautiful you are and make everyone here jealous but I won't. Because it also means that I will have to fight