Humorous Wedding Speech

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Hook:
People are people, whoever they love. Nobody has the right to choose their destiny. If the government were to say that straight people couldn't marry there would be riot upon riot, so why aren’t we outraged by the decisions in place already?
We do nothing about it, we let the people running our country be untruthful, hypocritical, and two-faced which has lead to false educational decisions. Is this really what we want for our future?

Formal greeting:
Good morning Mrs Arnold and fellow classmates, today, i will be informing you about gay marriage and how i think it should be legalised.

Body 1:
Before i begin informing you in why we should legalise gay marriage I'm going to give you a few statistics to take into consideration; 62% of …show more content…

We met 2 years before we actually got together through mutual friends. We married in February 2006 in the Hunter Valley vineyards at Peterson’s Champagne House with over 100 people attending and we then honeymooned in Hawaii. Nearly 5 years on, we now introduce a 10 week old baby named James.”
I bet you thought of a heterosexual couple right? well you’re wrong this story is about two women that got married, but sadly they got married without the consent of the government.

Anyway, continuing on with the story:

“Besides the legal issues, we would like same-sex marriage approved to remove the stigma that we are somehow different. I fail to see how we are any different to heterosexuals when we have both worked full-time, pay taxes, have a mortgage, have all our accounts in both of our names. I have even changed my surname to Leanne’s so we are under the one family name. We are both faithful and loving to each other and I believe we uphold the sanctity of marriage more so than many heterosexual couples.
Families have been changing constantly since the 1950s. I don’t think the government’s job is to stop this change but to move with it and alter the laws to incorporate

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