Humorous Wedding Speech

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Good morning my beautiful, Johanna. I'll start by saying this, I think birthdays are bullshit, and as you would say, I'll tell you for why. It's the only days really where people you barely know will pretend to care and acknowledge your existence. It's the only day where regular people will make an effort to make you feel special. Selfishly, I don't want to be one of those regular people in your life. I want to mean more, and be more than who they are to you. And because it's the least you deserve, I want to make you feel special and loved everyday of every year. I want you to feel acknowledged, appreciated, needed, cared for, and heard every minute of your life. I want to make that extra effort to get to know every little thing that makes

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