Humorous Wedding Speech

“Thank you for the presents you guys.” I say sincerely looking back at the wonderful gifts I got from my family. “Happy Birthday, sweetie.” My mom and dad kiss my fore-head.
If you haven’t guessed by now I just had my 16th birthday party. Well, you might have guessed it was my birthday, just not my 16th one. I know big day, sweet 16, new doors open. I got that talk from my parents and grandparents. In all honesty I think I love them too much to ever want to grow up and move away and, well- you know. Adult. “Watch out Winnie, your growing up. Soon you’ll be getting a job and making a family of your own!” My slightly tipsy Aunt laughs at me, raising her glass of wine. I smile at her and laugh, “I don’t want to grow up just yet. There are too

I go into the living room and talking to my parents and grandparents is an old man I’ve never meet before. “Ah and there she is now.” My grandpa smiles. The stranger looks at me and I smile and wave. “Why, my dear girl, you have grown much since I saw you last… You may not remember me, Winnie. But I know I couldn’t forget beautiful eyes like those.” He says in a British accent. “Well, if I was as young as you make me out to be at our last meeting, then I don’t think I remember you. Because I know if I had meet you a few years ago, I wouldn’t have been able to forget such charm.” I reply smartly back with a smile. “Ah, smart one I see.” He chuckles, “I am Gandalf. I have been a family friend for years.” I go to shake his hand but he pulls me in for a quick hug. I let him and hug back with a giggle. “Winnie, Gandalf has come here for a special reason.” My mom says. I nod my head, slightly confused, but sit down along with the rest of

They were given the ability to control and form the elements: Water, Earth, Fire, Air, Lighting, and some if they were strong and experienced enough, could control the light and the darkness. Bend shadows and bend the light rays coming from the sun. This race practiced these powers for hundreds of years, mastering them and teaching them to their descendants… Thousands of peaceful years passed until a King from across the sea heard of this peaceful race, jealous of their power. He gathered a hole armada and went across the sea hunting down the hidden race. Sadly, my dear girl, the evil king did find them and demanded they give him and his people their magic. The people of the hidden race knew that the King was to selfish and angry to harness this power. So they said no… The King took it by force. By torturing and killing, causing a war between the two races. The battle went on for two weeks before the King killed off the hidden race. Few had been able to escape… But those who did, ran far and went to the few Istari that were left and begged them to send them and their families to better place, to help them hide from the evil. That’s when only 150 people of the hidden race were transported to this realm… And that is where you, dear Winnie, come in. A