Dramatic Monologue

Dramatic Monologue

I before you today, am here to make unapparent the great deed that I

did unto others, yourselves and myself in ensuring that justice was

fulfilled in the courts earlier this day. Despite the plaintiff

deciding to justly and incorrectly recognise me as an ass in front of

the entire assembly. I am but many things, but an ass, is both but

definitely not and but absolutely not, one of them. I ask for it to be

discharged from the books of the holy court that I be once so lawfully

referred to as an ass but wish for you all to forget not that I am an

ass.

I wish to discontinue my speech to you at this time, your noble sirs

and notable offenders, and explain to you the mistakeable role I

played in locking away the plaintiffs. By my troth, I ask you to

praise me presently and henceforth for the important role I have but

played. Me thinks but none of this commotion would have occurred but

if not for someone so intelligent as I. Alas, the looks on your faces

suggest but the same suggestion.

Firstly, my most disdignified watchmen, under the orders of the

demanding constable… myself, caught the two plaintiffs discussing the

adorable deeds that they had earlier committed. To re-examine the

magnificence and greatly overlooked cruelty of the deeds that

slandered poor, beautiful …poor Hero and humiliated poor, gullible…

poor Claudio would be rather foolish and witless of me… so as to

discontinue. My outstandingly disdignified watchmen brought the

horribly dignified plaintiffs to me. Myself and partner Verges, were

but presently taught all of the knowledge that my watchmen attained

and rode off to act hastily.

Secondly, we arrived disenorderedly by the side of the father of Hero,

Leonato. Leonato was also in a unhurried hast and struck us as too

disturbed to deal with something involving his daughter. Luckily, we

were not predetected by this and marched up to the old chap to explain

the predictamence. So pleased the poor soul was to hear our