Bread Persuasive Speech

Fry it! Grill it! Iron It! You're probably asking yourself, "what is this insane man talking about"? Well, fear not for what I am about to tell you may shock you, it may anger you, or maybe even make you cry. It is a particular art that has been passed down for many ages, and perfected to many degrees that no human mind could even begin to comprehend. From its soft outside to its creamy inside, it has a certain flavor, a certain texture, a certain image that cannot be duplicated. Is it difficult to make you ask, well, the answer to that is, not at all, in fact, you could make it right at home in your very kitchen. It has three simple ingredients, peanut butter, jelly, and bread. I'm sure you’ve already guessed, it is none other than a peanut

First, we will need to prepare our bread, you can do this by carefully walking to your cupboard and opening the section that contains your delicious white bread. Now this is the tricky part, if you have freshly bought bread you will need to grab the tie and slowly twist it. Be very care not to accidently twist it the wrong way, thus tightening it and failing miserably. Once opened you take two slices of bread, and put them on a plate with love and care. Once this has been done, you can move on to your next ingredient which is peanut butter, this should be very easy if you have stored your ingredient right. Do not, and I repeat, do not ever put your peanut butter in the refrigerator, for if you do so the whole creation is ruined. If the peanut butter is cooled it becomes very hard and unable to spread on the bread thus tearing it apart and having to start new. Our last and final ingredient is jelly, this ingredient can my stored in the cold for it will not have the same effect as peanut butter and will spread on anything no matter the temperature. Now for best results you will want to get the strawberry jelly, because it is very delicious compared to any other type of

Now first you must find any type of knife, a butter knife, serrated knife, butterfly knife, katana, machete, pretty much anything that can be used to spread your jelly and peanut butter. Now take your knife and scoop up a piece of your peanut butter and gently spread it on one of your slices of bread. Watch it as it spreads, as if the knife were a paintbrush and the peanut butter your paint. Next, you will repeat the exact same process and spread your jelly on your second piece of bread, now when doing this process, you must be very careful, because if you add too much peanut butter it will stick to the roof of your mouth, and if you have too much jelly, it will begin to seep out of your sandwich. Find a happy medium between both sides, and once this is achieved, now we will move on to the final step of the process. The moment that you have been waiting for has finally come, everything you have worked so hard for is finally at an end, because now you will finally be able to combine these small pieces of the puzzle to create your greatest masterpiece. Now you can take both sides of the bread and press both the peanut butter and the jelly sides together to form a glorious, majestic, and delicate peanut butter and jelly