A Modest Proposal Essay

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A Modest Proposal


by Araceli Pedraza





There is a terrible problem going on within our growing society of intellectuals, the abusers of books, or cool kids . People who fold the pages, tear them out, or those who fold back the books, breaking the binding, its precious spine, for more 'comfortable' reading. Even those who claim that books are dumb, too long, or a waste of time, it simply makes that person look uneducated and seem way to obnoxious.


My proposal, to decrease the ever growing population of book abusers, is to remove the eyes of such humans. Removing the eyes of those who ruin the reading experience of others, 1those who claim that books are dumb then see how much reading is actually important, and when reading books that’s …show more content…

The second warning involves the removal of an eye, and the final consequence is the removal of the second eye.


Although, those who do receive the final consequence, could learn Braille, for what reason, I don’t know. Another option is to listen to someone read to them, 2if they finally realize that reading a book that hasn’t been ruined is actually fun. The rest who don’t care, will carry on, living their life as a blind, book abuser. 3Those who ruin books, ruin more than a hundred and fifty books a year. 4This is not counting magazines, articles, documents, and short stories. A hundred and fifty books, 5 6not counting those long messages and emails nobody cares about.


As those who don’t treat books right are removed, or excluded, there will be less uneducated people in society, creating a smarter group of people, and the books will be in way better condition, libraries would return to their clean, and beautiful state. The amount of spoilers would decrease immensely. 7Why have eyes if not to

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