Tone: A Man's Worth A Thousand Words

In writing, tones dictate the reader’s understanding of the passage as much as diction and syntax. Tones can be benevolent or vindictive, biased or empirical, or humorous or stern. Unlike diction, tone is an abstract concept. Typically, it cannot fit any sort of definition, as it comes from the author’s attitude. There are some words, however, that show tones with clarity, albeit negatively. Critical, elitist, intimately personal, and humorous tones are strictly nonacademic. If the author successfully formulates a neutral, rational, objective, and empirical mood, the paper will most likely fulfill the academic requirements for an unbiased opinion. Even though tones cannot be universally defined, they are an innate part of every piece of writing and can change the reader’s reaction to the information. Caffeine is a poison. Every person who drinks coffee or tea is destroying their body because they obviously care more about instant alertness than long-term

Corporations that sell coffee and all other caffeinated drinks only care about making money, not the health of their millions of loyal customers. The only way to prevent caffeine caused deaths is to warn your loved ones about the tragic side effects of the most poisonous drug in the market today. If everyone that cares about their family told them about the dangers of caffeine, the world would be healthier for future generations. Even though city-folk scientists like to call caffeine a memory booster, real people know it’s all a hoax to get average Joes to spend their hard-earned cash on useless drinks. Caffeine is nothin’ but a drug, and it ain’t worth the sky-high prices the big-city corporations charge. It’s all a conspiracy to poison regular, gullible people with expensive coffee. If you want to save up for somethin’ real valuable, like a tractor, don’t spend your money on hard to pronounce drinks like frappuccinos and