The Zombie Apocalypse

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Now a days you can ask anyone in America and they will tell you exactly what their plan is for "the" zombie apocalypse. Each one is just as elaborately genius as the last; some involve underground bunkers to tripped out mad max style cars and trucks, (if you can even call them that) or just running away screaming in panic. Well fortunately for you last guys, a zombie apocalypse is no where near scientifically possible. Not only just because it would take a biological miracle to pull it off, but because of good old mother nature looking out after us... right?

Sorry to break it to ya' but all we humans are tasty flesh bags with a brain. Thankfully, without that brain we would've gone the way of the dodo a long time ago. We are simply too smart, …show more content…

Which fortunately for us humans; if were good for one thing, its killing. We are so good at it in fact, we have been know to wipe a whole species of the face of the earth with out even trying. Now just think of all the armed rednecks and hunters out there, to say the least, know their way with a rifle. In 2004 there were over 14 million people hunting with a license in the U.S. At a minimum, that's equal to an armed force the size of the great Los Angeles area. This isn't even counting all the other household hand guns in the world, nor the fact that zombies also have to deal with, baseball bats, megiver land mines, crowbars and cars that the general public will no doubt be using to their advantage. Nothing says MURICA like running over zombies with a machine gun mounted to the hood of a lifted pickup truck. Lets just say the zombies don’t stand a chance. And that's just from the civilian population; counting the military and police, we have another three million or so armed people, and instead of just handguns shotguns and hunting rifles, they have machine guns, combat shotguns, sniper rifles, assault rifles, sub-machine guns, grenade launchers and the occasional taser, (not like it would do much) not to mention the training to use them effectively. But why would they even need these when they could just roll over the mobs of zombies in tanks, blast them with cluster bombs and MOABs and mow them down with

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