Pick and Roll Punctuation

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Anything that is worth knowing about can be simplified to a basketball metaphor: the pick and roll. I might be oversimplifying, but sit back and follow along anyway. The pick and roll is a basketball play in which a ball handler has a “pick” or “screen” set for him by another player who, in most cases, will roll to the basket to accept a pass. It is the most common fixture of modern basketball. Teams spend hours upon hours learning the basic motions of this play. Teams remember this basic structure no matter how complicated the sets become. Our “friends” grammar and punctuation operate the same way within our lives. The plan (with aggressive hyperbole) is to walk you through the complex metaphor of a ten-second action that can be the key to grammatical achievement.
The key to starting a great pick and roll comes before you even call the play. Personnel and spacing are both necessary to take into account before you can even think about rolling the ball out there. Have five guys who can’t pass? (You’re bad at building a basketball team.) Obviously-- you should make arrangements for different personnel. Regarding spacing: coaches drool at the possibilities of having room to turn the court into the dreamscapes that only a maniacal, middle-aged man can scribble in a notebook. And they should! The thought of ruining a perfectly good play by forcing limited room upon world-class athletes moves those same middle-aged men to tears faster than an ASPCA commercial.
These factors are similar to how writing styles affect your reader. No matter how great your grammar and punctuation are: poor diction, voice, and non-concise writing will ruin your credibility. Many students and writers throw these rough choices around like a jump shot in the d...

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...usand words get assigned to that ten-second action mentioned previously? It’s simple; basketball and grammar are both art. They both require a deft mind that is willing to always strive for something better. Details are the key to success in both pursuits. The fact that you can dissect my vocabulary for days on one page like a frog on the canvas that is Microsoft Word is what makes the system of grammar exciting, like basketball. This excitement and possibility are adjectives not often associated with language from our mouths or on the page. Luckily, things don’t always have to stay the status quo. If you start to appreciate your use of grammar the same way that you approach your favorite art, that excitement will find you. In summation, whether you want to score points in the grade book or on the scoreboard, remember how much easier it can be with a good pick.

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