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“Is everyone present?” Ariana asked on this tremendously beautiful Friday afternoon. “If so, I think we’re all set.” The, ‘everyone,’ she spoke of consisted six of us. Me, her, Mike, Michael, Michael’s friend Naomi, and Cujo. Somehow, Ariana managed to get her devious hands on free passes to a paintball arena, summoned everyone to come, and, of course, wouldn’t disclose to me the identity of secret supplier, although, I could probably take a wild guess and guess correctly, at that. Nevertheless, this is what happened the other day outside of a coffee shop. “I’m going to ask you this one last time, Fatty,” I said, watching as she sipped on an ice vanilla latte, “who gave you the passes?” “They were packaged along with the raise at my job,” …show more content…
For one, she didn’t mention anything about no free paintball tickets. Then there’s the fact Monster already had told me about this get together. And finally, you can’t take a person who barely blinks when they’re lying seriously. “Rumor has it that this arrangement has been planned out for a little over a week now, so why wouldn’t I be suspicious?” “He-he, it’s simple elementary, my dear Watson,” she replied, tapping the side of her temple with her index finger. “See, from the very beginning I knew I was going to win the raise and that’s why I had this planned out beforehand…” “Bullshit! You were at work all depressed, miserable, and looking like you wanted to cry because you were in last place.” “All an act in my grand scheme of things. I figure you would show up, so I dug deep down and brought out the performer in …show more content…
Moving strands of out her face, she leaned forward on her elbows and flaunted her eyelashes. “We’ve only been doing things that interest me, so I felt it was time to do something that interest you.” “And how is paintball one of my interest? And why did you invite everybody to come along, especially Monster?” “Oh?” She grinned and cunningly narrowed her eyes. “So, you’re telling me that a place where legally shooting a certain someone with a hard pellet doesn’t interest you? Maybe I should call it off.” “Finally you’re listening...” Wait a minute! A place where getting to shoot at a certain someone with a hard pellet is legal? Reading between the lines here, could she possibly be saying I get to shoot at Monster and won’t get in trouble for it? She must’ve thought through this hell of thoroughly, but hey, I ain’t mad at her. “I’m starting to like you a little more right now,” I said, making the devil proud with my current facial expression. “Not much, but a little.” “I thought it would excite you,” she replied, sucking up all my praise. “I don’t wanna make it seem like we’re only in this for me...” Yeah, the rest of that conversation was a bunch of baloney, especially since all I could think about was how I was going tear a certain someone apart with a thousand and one paintball
“Are you a retard? Go find another hobby. This one is going to get you in trouble.” she said bluntly.
"I d-d-don't know! W-w-why don't you go check it out, or are you too scared to?" I mocked her.
“Oh, but you see, you said you were listening on their plan did you not? They were sure to have said and exit point.”
"You like it, eh?" Her father bestowed on her his secret smile. In truth it was more of a smirk. Right lip raised slightly to expose an endearing dimple beneath his moustache, his cupid's bow lips pursed so it looked like he was pouting. "I forget you are fierce, like she was."
“Nope. You actually took me surprise for once. I’m utterly shocked.” You said sarcastically, looking back at him. You reached towards him, looking through his silly goggles into his dark eyes. He kissed you again, this time at a slightly more human pace. You ran your hand through his long silver hair, making him groan and pull back with a laugh.
“My Love, I think we should discuss our lifestyle.” I said. He looked at me, curious.
“I don’t know,” she said, shrugging her shoulders she went back to doodling anime characters.
Irony can often be found in many literary works. “The Story of an Hour” by Kate Chopin is masterfully written full of irony. The characters of the short story, Mrs. Mallard, Josephine, Richards, Mr. Brently Mallard, and the doctors all find their way into Chopin’s ironic twists. Chopin embodies various ironies in “The Story of an Hour” through representations of verbal irony, dramatic irony, and situational irony.
“No,” I’d said, my jaw hanging open like a big-mouthed bass. “What sort of troll?”
"If she did then why did you have to almost force her to go with you. I think you are taking this cool thing a little to far."
A twisted smile gnarled her lips. “Why the interest? Would it make matters easier if he was a
“This party is awesome! How could we have said no I mean it has everything, girls, kegs, and strobe lights.” I could smell the alcohol lingering out of James mouth as he told me.
I am glad you get to live out your passion. You just seem to have it all together. I was thinking, maybe we can grab dinner sometime?” He asks nervously. I smile back at him.
"The last time I complimented you it ended with you giving a speech about you owning the company."