Humorous Wedding Speech

Good Morning Kelli,

I just wanted to send you a little email to hopefully bring a smile to your face before you start your workday dealing with irate and disgruntled customers.

I really just wanted to take a few minutes here and tell you just how truly grateful I am that you decided to give me another shot! You really are one of the very best things that has happened to me in years. You are one of three people who has stuck it out and stayed by my side and for that I am truly grateful and appreciative!

I’m not sure if it was just because I hadn’t seen you for nearly two months or if you are just under an exceptionally high amount of stress but I could see it in your face and as I sat there eating dinner with you, I started to feel really

I forget that when I tell you I will do something for you and don’t end up coming through that it really puts you at a disadvantage and that you can’t just turn around and ask your mom or dad for help. I forget everything that you have had to endure over the course of your life and how simply getting out of bed on some days could be a struggle for you! I forget that you work 45 hours a week and are taking 15 credit hours’ worth of classes.
Over the past two months, I have forgotten a lot of things and I really just want to say that I am sorry!

Furthermore, I want to tell you that I am committing to you that I wont disrespect and manipulate you anymore. I wont use the Jeep and your cell phone to try and compel you into doing or say what I want. I say this for two reasons. First of all, it’s not what a good friend would do and secondly and perhaps even more importantly the truth is that I really don’t have too. You are here now reading this letter and after everything when inevitably I do something to make you mad from now on I am just going to apologize and wait patiently for you to come back and talk to me on your own terms and your own